So,
a few months ago I got a Netflix account and if you didn't know,
Netflix has a collection of Anime shows.
Being
somewhat of an Anime fan after seeing a few good shows, I thought,
'Hey why not try out some new ones?'
And
after watching a few, I came to a conclusion that there seems to be a
general pattern going on here. - And bear with me if I don't mention
top animes, I'm not gonna sit on my ass all day sifting through them.
So
I present to you, the general formula of anime:
A Talking Cat -
They
are literally everywhere. Japan, why you like cats so much?
Sailor
Moon – talking cats
Fairy Tail – talking cat - flying...thing
Bleach – talking
cat/spirit
Darker than Black
– talking frikkin cat!
“Hey
what's that anime with the talking cat?”- EVERY ANIME
Abnormally Large Boobs -
what the hell?
They
say anime is a lazy animation style, but they sure as hell put a load
of frames in those jiggle shots.
...Seriously?
High
School of The Dead, awesome action packed anime – however more boob
and ass shots than a Transformers movie.
Actually, this show would be perfect for a drinking game. Drink every time you see a profane camera shot... I'll get back to you on that.
Ridiculous Hair Styles and Colors -
Dramatic
Shots in the Opening Title -
Go
ahead, check out any opening title to an anime, I bet you'll see at
least one of these three things:
- Hair blowing in the wind as the character stares off longingly into the distance.
- OR character turning to face the camera dramatically
- Characters gallantly running along the horizon
- And according to “Every Anime Opening Ever Made” - BIDRS
So
there you have it, the must have factors of a genral anime. Did I
miss anything? Let me know in the comments below.
Bye
Bye!
